This is a very heavily guarded and booby trapped fort that is strategically situated where the Mithi River empties into the Mahim Bay. Never ever attempt a beach landing here; and never at night. A biological weapon that is powered by the crap of millions of aam mumbaikars who live upstream from the not-so-Mithi river has a permanent curtain of stench that can penetrate even the best tested masks the Israeli Government provides its crack force. If you do penetrate this curtain and land on the beach, look out for yellow coloured land mines of various consistencies. That did not prevent Mohammed Wazir Saab from Kolkata who is in Mumbai for a wedding to spend a quiet evening watching the light fade, or me, a new comer from Bangalore, from clicking this photograph.